Sunday, October 9, 2011

The Degenerate

Let me start off by saying......actually in my return to the degenerate blog let me start off by posting a picture of a slutty asian

This is Asa Akira and i had the pleasure of meeting her irl at the porn convention back in January 2010. She is really dominating the asian porn game right now.

Ok with that out of the way here we go with this blog.

So I am not one of the poker players who made the migration to a 3rd tier type site like Bodog, Merge, etc. A few reasons for this....

1) I am too busy to put in serious volume and risking any amount of money for such a minimal return / dealing with the headache of withdraws, or probably more accurately deposits, just isnt worth it to me.

2) If you cant trust the main sites like AP/UB or FTP how much can you really trust these lower sites?

3) A good friend of mine got burned by a less reputable site for a good sum of money

I have been coping ok without having a degenerate outlet for the past 6'ish months ever since black friday, but recently......oh man am i getting some degenerate itch!

Some old army friends and i have put pretty solid plans together for a March Madness Vegas trip. I am in a few fantasy football leagues (and just took 2nd in a baseball league), but they are not for money b/c the DOJ made it damn near impossible to arrange payments and to hold them in escrow.....although im not quite sure why we didnt just utilize paypal tbh.

Obviously a 6 months away vegas vacation and free fantasy sports are not going to satisfy my itch here though.

UGH, ok ill admit it i also recently signed up for zynga poker and am playing somewhat seriously.....fml!!!!!!!!!

But besides all of this i just recently, as in today was my first day recently, started mock sports betting. I am basically keeping track on an excel sheet the games i would bet and the outcomes of those ducktale bets. (ducktales = not real if that lost you)

At this point im sure some of my long time followers are facepalming the shit out of me, but hear me out. I have ALWAYS been a losing sports bettor. So i am trying to beat a game that is near unbeatable and then next season start small and see where i end up at this (given that i end this mock season a winner).

So without further ado, my week 5 games (i will from now on make a pre gameday post of my picks so you can follow along......

Week 5

Oakland +6 
Green Bay -5.5
Detroit -6
Bengals +3.0
Carolina + 6
NYJ +9
KC / Indy over 38.5
Cincinnati / Jags under 37

As you can see i am 6-1-1 with one more game to go

So goodbye poker blog, hello fake sports betting blog


7 comments:

  1. I stopped reading after the Asa Akira and resisted the urge to load up pornography. Be proud of me, Jesus!

    P.S. She was my favorite 'performer' there by far.

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  2. Asa Akira is kinda gross up close... all that acne. That being said, I wank to her all the time.

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  3. Okay, read the rest of it.

    I like the new format of having a hot girl at the beginning and end of the blog as it encourages me to finish reading. Good work.

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  4. I don't know who this Jim guy is, but he better stop talking crap about my girl

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  5. Jimmy Jehl is nielsen tv guy so you better watch what you say before he gets your fave tv show cancelled.....plus i kinda agree with the acne statement but an asian with an ass more than makes up for faults in the face

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  6. I didn't even know she had a face until you said that

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