I finally figured out the reason for my current downswing.....i met my wife may 21st, we got engaged the 5th of june and ive been losing ever since. Obviously its her fault for being unlucky!!! To changer her aura of luck i have made her start a morning ritual of walking thru the house backwards at all times, light a candle and say "eric is god and i will do whatever he says" b4 every meal, and lastly 20 min of jumping on a trampoline in a bikini everyday. Im pretty sure this should correct everything.
So i took 5 days off playing cuz i was really losing my mind and needed to be refreshed. Today i jumped into a set and won 4buy ins right away, then the lovely unlucky wife called and i dropped all of it plus a buy in, then i kidney punched her till she passed out and went back to work. Wouldnt u know it, that little magic trick made me a 1.5buy in winner. And 2.5 buy ins for a good domestic violence beating is well worth it imo.
Vegas week officially starts tomorrow. I cheated and played a V deepstack early, went deep, until it was time to race, hopefully one of the other 3 i ship, and then weeeeeeeeeeee. The wife comes out to make it official after this vegas week, so there is another weekend of drunken debauchery. And then i should get back on the grind.
Limited updates im sure over the next two weeks, please try to go on with ur daily lives, and just take peace in the fact that i should come back with some pretty awsome stories
Mr Shit
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